DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT

  
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krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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(via australiansanta)

— 2 days ago with 250739 notes

hotbabysitter:

I’m pretty sure this kid’s life was over immediately after this aired.

(Source: juilan, via twenty-first-century-no)

— 2 days ago with 89353 notes

chickenstab:

halloween’s coming early on tumblr

(via melanieeeeeeeec)

— 1 week ago with 199375 notes
Anonymous asked: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol


Answer:

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

— 1 week ago with 154410 notes
radicalfarts:

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IM SCREAMING

radicalfarts:

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IM SCREAMING

(Source: hohokev, via jiggypufff)

— 1 week ago with 208340 notes

barack-not-obama:

badgalfaashion:

underplay:

progressmarchon:

I’m sorry but I WILL FOREVER REBLOG THIS. I’m not sorry. This is amazing. 

fucking insane. mad respect

what the hell , I cant even draw a tree.

What if he screws up drawing the other eye

(Source: gaksdesigns, via harmony-ella)

— 1 week ago with 986634 notes

bassoonerthebetter:

darrencrisscrosschrist:

jessicakrh:

dollarfries:

sex education at its finest

HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT

"so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"

"Wait, I thought periods only lasted like one day?"

Actual quote from first boyfriend, 18 at the time.

(via melanieeeeeeeec)

— 1 week ago with 109245 notes
jennatalherpes:

this fucking line. this is revolutionary.

jennatalherpes:

this fucking line. this is revolutionary.

(Source: hungry-queen, via melanieeeeeeeec)

— 1 week ago with 244380 notes
jasonregurgitateshisthoughts:

this girl’s sense of humor is far ahead of her age

jasonregurgitateshisthoughts:

this girl’s sense of humor is far ahead of her age

(Source: tsuidark, via australiansanta)

— 1 week ago with 827034 notes